you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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