how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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