no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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