i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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