good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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