But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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