Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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