Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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