Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's just like the Real World with babies
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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