How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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