we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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