We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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