i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My ass is underappreciated
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