If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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