we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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