they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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