i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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