kristin has been a bad kristin
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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