okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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