Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm both gender and math confused
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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