Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
It was confusing and full of hummus
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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