I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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