Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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