Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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