I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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