For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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