Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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