I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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