I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize