can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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