Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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