You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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