And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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