Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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