would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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