That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
sex in a hospital.. check
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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