Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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