Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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