I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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