dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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