HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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