I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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