Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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