The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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