i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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