You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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