Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Randomize