Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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