She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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