i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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