I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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