i don't like sucking hair
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
we made out on top of his cat.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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