Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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