Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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